Saturday, May 9, 2009


0773H

I had planned to write about Arlen Specter sliding down his elephant's tail and then getting smacked in the head by the donkey he'd been hoping to mount instead.......and about Zuma, husband of several wives and father of 19 children, who wears a tiger skin over his naked body and a tiger-cap over his silly head, getting his self be voted in as the supreme leader of South Africa.......and about Huffington co-hosting an early-morning session of SquawkBox, where she ruined everything with her perpetual-passive-aggressive-smile and her perpetual hate-attacks against everyone and everything positive and decent.......and about the Taliban doing the Palestinian gambit, by beheading and otherwise murdering in cold blood, more than a hundred and fifty civilians, just so they could then shout all across the globe, that those people got killed during an air strike perpetrated by the Americans, and the idiot-world-media believing this and repeating it ad nauseum.......but all of this stuff is so evil and so profoundly and totally dysfunctional
that instead, I'd rather present
my second award of

to
Tim Geithner
who has
almost single-handedly
prevented our nation
from
sliding into a terminal depression!
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